1 went to a movie. 2 was also in the crowd watching the movie. 1 sat right behind 2. 1 put their feet up on the back of 2's seat. 2 asked 1 to move them. 1 wouldn't. 2 told 1 to fuck off. 1 stood up and spit onto the top of 2's head. 2 turned punched 1 in the face, knocking 1 down and damaging their nose.
Was 1 justified in their decision to spit on 2?
Was 2 justified in their decision to punch 1?
What if I told you 1 is female, and 2 is male?
What if I told you 1 is black, and 2 is white?
What if I told you 1 is ugly, and 2 is gorgeous?
Think about how you view others based on their appearances.
when life hands you lemons, take time to wonder who else got handed them.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Random Brain Thoughts
Does anyone else think Jim Balsillie has a hilarious name?
There are a lot of crime labs and/or police stations with interior glass walls. I learned that from TV.
With all these car companies filing for bankruptcy, why are none of them having a "We're Fucking Broke Sale!" ?
When Lloyd Robertson thinks you're lame, you're really lame.
If humans get to the point, within my lifetime, to be able to colonize other planets, I'm going to volunteer to go. They don't have swine flu in space.
Anderson Cooper is a silver fox.
Sarah Palin's daughter, an unwed teen mother, is now speaking in support for teen abstinence! Her message for teens considering sex is basically that raising her kid is way harder than she thought it would be, so others should abstain so that they don't get in way over their heads like she is. That's almost as ridiculous as an inexperienced Governor from Alaska almost becoming the Vice President of the USA.
I think, in honour of Jim Balsillie, calling things "ball-silly" should be a new phrase that people will use. Thats not silly, it's ball-silly! Maybe it can mean something in hockey, but I'm not sure if hockey has room for anymore fun terms. I'll have to email Don Cherry and ask him.
when life hands you lemons, slice them into wedges and get a case of Brahma cause its summer baby!!!
There are a lot of crime labs and/or police stations with interior glass walls. I learned that from TV.
With all these car companies filing for bankruptcy, why are none of them having a "We're Fucking Broke Sale!" ?
When Lloyd Robertson thinks you're lame, you're really lame.
If humans get to the point, within my lifetime, to be able to colonize other planets, I'm going to volunteer to go. They don't have swine flu in space.
Anderson Cooper is a silver fox.
Sarah Palin's daughter, an unwed teen mother, is now speaking in support for teen abstinence! Her message for teens considering sex is basically that raising her kid is way harder than she thought it would be, so others should abstain so that they don't get in way over their heads like she is. That's almost as ridiculous as an inexperienced Governor from Alaska almost becoming the Vice President of the USA.
I think, in honour of Jim Balsillie, calling things "ball-silly" should be a new phrase that people will use. Thats not silly, it's ball-silly! Maybe it can mean something in hockey, but I'm not sure if hockey has room for anymore fun terms. I'll have to email Don Cherry and ask him.
when life hands you lemons, slice them into wedges and get a case of Brahma cause its summer baby!!!
Cars, Burgers and Lemony Justice!
Have you ever been to a Wireless Wave store? Yes? No? Well pretty much every mall has one. They sell cellphones and cellphone accessories (spoken in a Hank Hill accent). Well, they are known for having the front end of a car in all their stores.
Did you ever wonder if there is some giant Wireless Wave warehouse somewhere with the rear end of all theoe damn cars? Why would they only use half the car? Ever more puzzling, what does half a car have to do with cellphones and cellphone accessories?(this time lets do it as a Kramer impression)
In other news - I was at A&W the other day (Mozza Burgers rock!), and I noticed something hilarious.
You know how the trays at fast food places usually have a little paper place mat on them that is usually an ad, or, if you're lucky, fun facts and a word problem? Well A&W is mocking this tradition right now with their latest paper place mat. They just came out with the new Sirloin Uncle Burger, and their current place mat features all sorts of word games with an Uncle Burger theme. The best part is, every single answer to every single question is Sirloin. There is a word search that asks "How many secret ingredients of the Uncle Burger can you find?" and the only letters in the word search are S,I,R,L,O, and N. There is a word match section with only two things to match, "Sirloin" on one side and "Uncle Burger" on the other. There is a word jumble where each jumble is just a different way to mix up the word "Sirloin". There is even a 3 question crossword puzzle, where the clues are as follows:
"Premium cut of beef"
"Rhymes with firloin"
"Starts with sir, ends with loin"
If that wasn't enough they even put a list of the answers upside down at the bottom. It reads, "sirloin, sirloin, sirloin, etc. (for another 30 times)"
I think this parody of regular fast food paper place mats is hilarious and refreshing. I'm so glad that a big corporation like A&W is humble enough to make fun of themselves and their colleagues in a fun and interesting way. They don't go out of their way to seem like big shots, getting Justin Timberlake to sing "I'm loving it!" on their ads like a tool. (sorry Justin, I love you, but in that moment and several others throughout your career you have come off like a tool) Anyway, that is the brain thoughts for the day. Now for some lemony justice!
when life hands you lemons, throw them at Jimmy Fallon! (Bring Conan back!!!!!!)
Did you ever wonder if there is some giant Wireless Wave warehouse somewhere with the rear end of all theoe damn cars? Why would they only use half the car? Ever more puzzling, what does half a car have to do with cellphones and cellphone accessories?(this time lets do it as a Kramer impression)In other news - I was at A&W the other day (Mozza Burgers rock!), and I noticed something hilarious.
You know how the trays at fast food places usually have a little paper place mat on them that is usually an ad, or, if you're lucky, fun facts and a word problem? Well A&W is mocking this tradition right now with their latest paper place mat. They just came out with the new Sirloin Uncle Burger, and their current place mat features all sorts of word games with an Uncle Burger theme. The best part is, every single answer to every single question is Sirloin. There is a word search that asks "How many secret ingredients of the Uncle Burger can you find?" and the only letters in the word search are S,I,R,L,O, and N. There is a word match section with only two things to match, "Sirloin" on one side and "Uncle Burger" on the other. There is a word jumble where each jumble is just a different way to mix up the word "Sirloin". There is even a 3 question crossword puzzle, where the clues are as follows:
"Premium cut of beef"
"Rhymes with firloin"
"Starts with sir, ends with loin"
If that wasn't enough they even put a list of the answers upside down at the bottom. It reads, "sirloin, sirloin, sirloin, etc. (for another 30 times)"
I think this parody of regular fast food paper place mats is hilarious and refreshing. I'm so glad that a big corporation like A&W is humble enough to make fun of themselves and their colleagues in a fun and interesting way. They don't go out of their way to seem like big shots, getting Justin Timberlake to sing "I'm loving it!" on their ads like a tool. (sorry Justin, I love you, but in that moment and several others throughout your career you have come off like a tool) Anyway, that is the brain thoughts for the day. Now for some lemony justice!
when life hands you lemons, throw them at Jimmy Fallon! (Bring Conan back!!!!!!)
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