Long time coming!

So, this is my first post after the longest break I've taken so far since starting my blog. I told myself I would be faithful to my blog and post frequently, and I intend to continue that. I've had a five day break this time, and I think that I'm still within my guidelines of "frequently" by posting tonight. Let me know if you think I'm slacking. I know there are a bunch of people who read this that aren't "followers", so maybe if they know they can outright criticize me on here, they'll join and follow.

In this post I thought I would just list off some of the "Brain Thoughts" that have presented themselves to me during my 5 day blog vacation:

I heard a news report from a TV in the other room. It was about a cancer research fundraiser, and they were interviewing someone involved. The lady being interviewed said,"Cancer has touched me." Cancer sounds a bit forward, maybe it should have bought you dinner first.

I was in a Wendy's earlier today. This is a re-creation of the conversation I had with the girl at the counter:

Me: Hi, can I get a Baconator combo with fries and an iced tea please?
Girl: We don't have any pop. (in an annoyed voice)
Me: Oh.... Ok..... What do you have?
Girl: Um, I'll check.

she walks away, and returns in a couple seconds

Girl: We have bottled water and orange juice.
Me: Um....
Girl: Our pop machine is broken. It was working earlier, but now everything is watery.
Me: Oh.... I'll have an orange juice.
Girl: Ok.

That was a lot of fun.

when life hands you lemons, hollow them out and make tiny lemon jack-o-lanterns, trust me, once you put a tea light inside they'll end up looking like the lit ends of candles are coming to life